"The
Hunchback of Notre Dame?” (orginally published at mmaweekly.com)
I bet you're wondering about that title, huh?
For the past few days, it seems like I've been in a cartoon
- that or someplace that plays a lot of football. Why? Because
I'm surrounded by hunchbacks.
Let me back up a couple steps...
Two days ago, I got a that call from the school that no parent
wants - your child has been injured in an accident, we're not
sure what is the matter with him, and you need to come get him
ASAP.
When I showed up at the middle school to pick up my younger
step-son (he's 12), I was told that he was outside during PE
class, and had been unexpectedly pushed down from behind pretty
hard. He put his hands out to break his fall, and jacked up
his right wrist and elbow pretty bad. It was swollen like I
don't know what. His right forearm looked like a drumstick on
a Thanksgiving Day turkey.
Needless to say, I've spent a lot of time in doctor's offices
since then. Him and I have been to the hospital emergency room,
an orthopedist, to another hospital for a CAT scan, and have
at least one more trip back to the orthopedist to make.
Since, as is the case in most doctors' offices, we've spent
more time waiting than actually being treated, I've seen a lot
of other injured or sick folks. And I'm seeing a few trends
that kinda disturb me.
Now, you might be wondering, "What's all this got to do
with MMA training, Wiggy?" You see, the thing is that...well...er...ok,
you got me - it's got nothing to do with MMA training. But I
know that not necessarily everybody that reads MMA Weekly is
an active fighter. A lot more people watch the NFL than play
football. The same goes with MMA - I know there are a ton of
fans (i.e. - people who don't fight) that read MMA Weekly. You're
the folks I want to listen up here - the ones who might not
be as physically active as the regular fighters who read my
columns.
Back to the doctors' offices...
Although I've seen people of all ages in these offices the
past couple days, the majority have been older folks (60+ years
of age). And while some of the middle age and younger folks
might be dealing with injury as well, the older folks have a
definate trait that you see too often - hunchbacks.
I never noticed this before I moved to North Carolina about
10 years ago to go to college. But many of the older folks out
here have hunchbacks. What's a hunchback? Just what it says
- they have a giant arch in their back, just like the guy from
the cartoon.
In case you don't know what I'm talking about, imagine this
- say a tall person had a desk job for A LOT of years. He was
hunched over a computer or typewriter, but had to constantly
look up at a screen or paper. The shoulders are greatly rounded
forward, there is a giant arch behind the neck, and the person
almost has to look up just to see forward. In fact, think of
how a vulture looks sitting on it's perch. It's kind of the
same thing. (I don't mean these folks are vultures - they just
kinda look that way. Don't send me any hate mail. ;-) I've seen
it get so bad, that an old lady I saw once had to lean on a
cane just to keep from toppling forward.
I've seen a quite a few older folks with this since I've been
in North Carolina. But I've seen an abnormal amount of them
the past few days. And the thing that surprised me was that
not only was I seeing quite a few people with hunchbacks, but
I was seeing folks that were younger with them. In fact, over
the past three days, I've probably seen four or five people
in their 30s with a hunchback.
Now, I know that this can be caused by injury, or spinal issues.
And I don't want to make light of that. However, I would venture
to say that most of it is simple poor posture caused by weak
muscles.
Another thing I've seen is older folks with terrible mobility.
Folks that have a hard time standing up out of a chair, getting
into or out of a car, or even walking. Again, I know that many
folks I may have seen in recent days may have had injury or
some sort of dehibilitating disease. But this is getting to
be more commonplace in public as well (which constitute a more
non-specific or general sample of the population).
Now, I might be wrong here, but I can't help but think that
much of this is brought on by years of an under-active lifestyle.
When these folks were younger, everyday life may have kept them
active enough to keep in shape, and to keep their bodies strong
and flexible. However, as they got older, they got more sendentary,
their muscles atrophied, their bodies weakened, and everything
just snowballed.
The thing that worries me is that I see younger and younger
people with these sort of problems. I can see it some if a 70-year
old grandmother is having some health problems. But when you
see a guy who looks to be no older than 35 with a hunchback,
and having trouble standing up out of a chair in an hospital
waiting room, then something has to change.
And I won't even get into folks being overweight...
Like I said before - not everybody who reads MMA Weekly is
an active fighter. You that are, you're plenty active right
now - keep it up. This is to the more inactive readers. Get
off your keister. Get active. Move. Play. Get stronger. Get
conditioned. Become more flexible. A simple strength and conditioning
program will do all this and more. The programs available at
my site will get you into phenomenal shape - fast - and, if
you keep them up, they'll keep you that way for the rest of
your life.
Before you start complaining about how hard it's going to be,
let me say one thing - shut up. I don't want to hear your excuses.
The longer you wait, the harder it's going to be. And like the
saying goes, nothing worth having is easy. You don't have to
be Randy Couture - in his 40s and still kicking ass on guys
half his age. But that doesn't mean you can get away with being
Jabba the Hut, either...
Don't be one of those guys who needs a walker just to keep
upright by the time he's in his late 50s. Get on a good exercise
plan, and keep yourself healthy. The healthier you get, the
longer you'll live, the better you'll feel, and the happier
you'll be.
The first MMA event I ever saw was a tape of UFC 8 just days
after it happened. There have been over 60 UFCs since then.
I remember the giant fiasco that was the UFC's 10th anniversary
show at UFC 50. I don't know about you, but I want to see what
happens at the UFCs 50th anniversary show. And I ain't gonna
hobble with a walker to the doctors' office to talk about it,
either.
Train Hard, Rest Hard, Play Hard.
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